

“You were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin, and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew.”
Dad, how come you got to play Quidditch in your first year? This is so unfair. You’re such a hippogriff!
Dad, can I buy that broom? Son, you were named after two headmasters.. Dad, I kno— One of them was Slytherin Stop, Dad,...